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September 08, 2015, 05:41:28 PM
Welcome! Welcome one and all! Come over here to ask the Great and Powerful Trixie questions!  :tlyaaaaaay
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September 08, 2015, 05:52:37 PM
Reply #1
That's cute, you actually think they are here to talk to you.


Especially when there is a celebrity like me in their midst!

:rrsexy:

(ooc I'm using a phone right this second so I can't post any of the images under the more section)
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September 08, 2015, 05:54:40 PM
Reply #2
When did you become such a narcissistic sociopath, Trixie? Not enough attention as a filly?
See the bunny bees and puffs of steam from singing kettles in the trees. Bread and butterflies with fork and knives who like to make a meal of time.
Life is clockwork quick - lightning slow. Faster on your toes, so eat your sugared dream and taste the day before it runs away.
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September 08, 2015, 05:55:11 PM
Reply #3
A celebrity? You? Psh! Ponies see the ground you walk on and walk as far away from it as possible!  :tlproblem
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September 08, 2015, 05:57:32 PM
Reply #4
When did you become such a narcissistic sociopath, Trixie? Not enough attention as a filly?

No, I'm just doing my job! I'm a performer! It's my job to over enunciate things! Also, I never liked Twilight. We went to the same magic school but always ignored me when I tried to talk to her!  :ftlbeg *whispers* I'm lying!
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September 08, 2015, 06:01:21 PM
Reply #5
A celebrity? You? Psh! Ponies see the ground you walk on and walk as far away from it as possible!  :tlproblem

Is that jealousy I hear speaking? Why it is a well known fact that I am responsible for keeping Ponyville from falling into shambles. Why if I weren't for me, ponies would probably be living in stables!
 :ohgosh:
'shivers'

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September 08, 2015, 06:02:17 PM
Reply #6
Any relation to the Great and Powerful Oz?
See the bunny bees and puffs of steam from singing kettles in the trees. Bread and butterflies with fork and knives who like to make a meal of time.
Life is clockwork quick - lightning slow. Faster on your toes, so eat your sugared dream and taste the day before it runs away.
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September 08, 2015, 06:03:57 PM
Reply #7
Is that jealousy I hear speaking? Why it is a well known fact that I am responsible for keeping Ponyville from falling into shambles. Why if I weren't for me, ponies would probably be living in stables!

'shivers'

Even if they are living in respectable homes, I'm here to spice up their lives and make them happy! Fill them with joy and amazement! Besides, YOU only take care of Ponyville! I travel from city to city to help ponies be entertained!  :tlyaaaaaay
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September 08, 2015, 06:04:44 PM
Reply #8
Any relation to the Great and Powerful Oz?

7th cousin, 3 times removed. We don't like to talk about him.
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September 08, 2015, 06:09:39 PM
Reply #9
Even if they are living in respectable homes, I'm here to spice up their lives and make them happy! Fill them with joy and amazement! Besides, YOU only take care of Ponyville! I travel from city to city to help ponies be entertained!  :tlyaaaaaay

And if you had YOUR way then all the ponies would be dressed in rags while they watch your show and hand you their bits!

I on the other hand would ensure that everypony looked presentable and civilized!

There is much more to life than just entertainment.

*rolls eyes*
              

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September 08, 2015, 06:13:04 PM
Reply #10
And if you had YOUR way then all the ponies would be dressed in rags while they watch your show and hand you their bits!

I on the other hand would ensure that everypony looked presentable and civilized!

There is much more to life than just entertainment.

*rolls eyes*


Psh! Silly pony! I don't even charge that much for my shows! And besides, I need that money to buy food and water. And a new home. Didn't you see what that Ursa Minor did to it? And besides, what would a life without entertainment be? And don't try to say that your dresses offer entertainment, because not everypony is interested in such petty things! Now, if you'll excuse me, I must leave. I have a show to put on.  :tlproblem
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September 08, 2015, 06:54:49 PM
Reply #11
Psh! Silly pony! I don't even charge that much for my shows! And besides, I need that money to buy food and water. And a new home. Didn't you see what that Ursa Minor did to it? And besides, what would a life without entertainment be? And don't try to say that your dresses offer entertainment, because not everypony is interested in such petty things! Now, if you'll excuse me, I must leave. I have a show to put on.  :tlproblem

Silly? SILLY!?

 :rrfabulous

I'll have you know that a lady such as myself would never stoop so low as to be.. Silly!

Go along then! Put on your  silly little show.

 :rrlookbad:
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September 08, 2015, 06:58:06 PM
Reply #12
Silly? SILLY!?

I'll have you know that a lady such as myself would never stoop so low as to be.. Silly!

Go along then! Put on your  silly little show.


*laughs* Yes! Now you're getting it! My shows are silly! But also amazing, and wonderful, and fun! Oh, aren't they great? *walks off*

((I only said that because I wanted a cupcake lol))
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September 08, 2015, 07:03:02 PM
Reply #13
*laughs* Yes! Now you're getting it! My shows are silly! But also amazing, and wonderful, and fun! Oh, aren't they great? *walks off*

((I only said that because I wanted a cupcake lol))

 :rrangry:
Oh yeah! Well then take this!

*magically flings a cake at you that pinkie pie happened to be carrying*
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September 08, 2015, 07:08:16 PM
Reply #14
Oh yeah! Well then take this!

*magically flings a cake at you that pinkie pie happened to be carrying*

*gets hit in the face with a cake* Hey! How dare you hit the Great and Powerful Trixie in the face with a cake! *Turns your hair green and flings a giant cupcake at you that the Great and Powerful Trixie conjured up*

((This is the best RP ever.))
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September 08, 2015, 07:29:50 PM
Reply #15
*gets hit in the face with a cake* Hey! How dare you hit the Great and Powerful Trixie in the face with a cake! *Turns your hair green and flings a giant cupcake at you that the Great and Powerful Trixie conjured up*

((This is the best RP ever.))

** narrowly avoids being smashed flat by a giant cupcake, and catches a glimpse of Rarity's reflection in a piece of broken glass**

:rrbutwhyyy
 My HAIR!!!!!

That's it you hooligan!!
>:(

* uses a pair of scissors to cut off the top of your hat*

( this is indeed the best RP ever)
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September 08, 2015, 07:35:58 PM
Reply #16
** narrowly avoids being smashed flat by a giant cupcake, and catches a glimpse of Rarity's reflection in a piece of broken glass**

My HAIR!!!!!

That's it you hooligan!!
>:(

* uses a pair of scissors to cut off the top of your hat*

( this is indeed the best RP ever)

*GASP!* How dare you! Trixie had this custom made! *shoots magic energy beam at Rarity*

((While waiting for you I started a patreon and I'm still not done jeez im slow))
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September 08, 2015, 07:43:36 PM
Reply #17
*GASP!* How dare you! Trixie had this custom made! *shoots magic energy beam at Rarity*

((While waiting for you I started a patreon and I'm still not done jeez im slow))

*laser beam zaps the ground in front of Rarity and leaves a smoking hole*

Watch it! I just had these hooves shined!               

You know what that's it! Spike bring me my book!


* spike has been staring the whole time at what has been going on gawking*
But Rarity! Last time....

:rrangry:                                   I said GIVE ME THE BOOK!!
*spike hands it over, rarity reads the spell and glares at Trixie*

Ooooohhhh, when I'm done with you you're going to be PERFECT   :rrsmirk:
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September 08, 2015, 07:47:04 PM
Reply #18
*laser beam zaps the ground in front of Rarity and leaves a smoking hole*

Watch it! I just had these hooves shined!

You know what that's it! Spike bring me my book!


* spike has been staring the whole time at what has been going on gawking*
But Rairity! Last time....

I said GIVE ME THE BOOK!!
*spike hands it over, rarity reads the spell and glares at Trixie*

Ooooohhhh, when I'm done with you you're going to be PERFECT

Uhh... Now, now.. No need to be hasty...  :trixieehehehe *backs away slowly*
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September 08, 2015, 08:09:10 PM
Reply #19
Uhh... Now, now.. No need to be hasty...  :trixieehehehe *backs away slowly*
* uses magic to turn her own hair beautiful purple again*
 :raritydress:
Oh, where to begin. For starters lets get rid of that silly get-up your wearing. 

*zaps Trixies cape and cloak and turns them into a fancy star patterned dress*
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September 08, 2015, 08:12:58 PM
Reply #20
* uses magic to turn her own hair beautiful purple again*
Oh, where to begin. For starters lets get rid of that silly get-up your wearing. 

*zaps Trixies cape and cloak and turns them into a fancy star patterned dress*

*Trixie immidiatley rips off the dress and stomps on it.* DIE YOU UGLY THING!!  >:( *Trixie goes into rapidash mode!* *Trixie shoots fire at Rarity, catching her hair on fire.*

((Goodnight. School tomorrow, so going to sleep early))
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September 08, 2015, 08:31:46 PM
Reply #21
*Trixie immidiatley rips off the dress and stomps on it.* DIE YOU UGLY THING!!  >:( *Trixie goes into rapidash mode!* *Trixie shoots fire at Rarity, catching her hair on fire.*

((Goodnight. School tomorrow, so going to sleep early))

*uses magic to extinguish the flame and grow her hair back*
 :rrsurprise:
How could you! That dress was a work of art! This is a crime against fashion itself!!

(goodnight rOBOTpONY, I should probably hit the sack myself pretty soon)
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September 09, 2015, 07:41:31 PM
Reply #22
*uses magic to extinguish the flame and grow her hair back*
 :rrsurprise:
How could you! That dress was a work of art! This is a crime against fashion itself!!

(goodnight rOBOTpONY, I should probably hit the sack myself pretty soon)

YOU ARE A CRIME AGAINST UNICORN KIND!  >:(
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September 09, 2015, 08:42:57 PM
Reply #23
YOU ARE A CRIME AGAINST UNICORN KIND!  >:(
Well then! Obviously this town is not big enough for the both of us!

* unicorn horn starts glowing green preparing to fire an epic DBZ style laser*

But first I have to do one thing

*zaps the town and "rarifies it" turning the roads gold,  lining the buildings with precious stones and diamonds, and changing the color scheme to white and purple*

Much better now don't you think?
              

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September 10, 2015, 09:18:28 PM
Reply #24
Well then! Obviously this town is not big enough for the both of us!

* unicorn horn starts glowing green preparing to fire an epic DBZ style laser*

But first I have to do one thing

*zaps the town and "rarifies it" turning the roads gold,  lining the buildings with precious stones and diamonds, and changing the color scheme to white and purple*

Much better now don't you think?

"NO! IT LOOKS TERRIBLE! *Trixie lights up Trixie's horn, charging up for the ultimate Trixie spell. (Invented by Trixie)  >:(
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