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November 03, 2012, 12:52:05 AM
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All apologies for this series of posts.
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November 03, 2012, 12:55:05 AM
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But this totally happens with EVERY show. I bet there's rule 34 of Sesame Street for God's sake. I mean, I go on Topless Robot and they do a Fan Fiction Friday on smutty fanfics, and their latest was on ET. Someone wrote a sex story about ET.

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November 03, 2012, 12:55:47 AM
Reply #27
But this totally happens with EVERY show. I bet there's rule 34 of Sesame Street for God's sake. I mean, I go on Topless Robot and they do a Fan Fiction Friday on smutty fanfics, and their latest was on ET. Someone wrote a sex story about ET.
Okay? Something existing doesn't make it good in my opinion. If some sicko wants to go around corrupting kids' stuff like Sesame Streat, no one can stop them. Not sure why anyone would want to. It's pretty much shooting fish in a barrel if you can get past your own conscience and all. :-\
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November 03, 2012, 12:56:34 AM
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Okay? Something existing doesn't make it good in my opinion. If some sicko wants to go around corrupting kids' stuff like Sesame Streat, no one can stop them. Not sure why anyone would want to. It's pretty much shooting fish in a barrel if you can get past your own conscience and all. :-\
I'm more or less saying this isn't limited to our fandom.

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November 03, 2012, 12:58:51 AM
Reply #29
What's wrong with them? They're kinda cute. :D

No they aren't. Its annoying, and some of them are just confusing. I hate it when they do it in real life, too.

Like the following, who the fuck are these? It would be so much less confusing if there was a full name instead of trying to be "cute":

Zutara


Now I pulled myself together, had a little chat
With my empty bottle, and this little cat
He'd been hiding, he'd been there for a while
Well I told him how I missed you how you made me feel
And even though that cat wasn't real
He cheered me up and he made me smile

“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”
Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

"Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat."
Mark Twain

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
Missy Dizick

"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worth while?" Death thought about it. "CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."
Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
Ancient Proverb

November 03, 2012, 01:00:03 AM
Reply #30
No they aren't. Its annoying, and some of them are just confusing. I hate it when they do it in real life, too.

Like the following, who the fuck are these? It would be so much less confusing if there was a full name instead of trying to be "cute":

Zuko and Katara.


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November 03, 2012, 01:00:48 AM
Reply #31
*doesn't know what Zutara is*

*goes to Google Images for this*

 ???

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November 03, 2012, 01:01:27 AM
Reply #32
Zuko and Katara.

See how much easier that is? Hell, I even watch that show and it made no fucking sense to me.

*doesn't know what Zutara is*

*goes to Google Images for this*

 ???

And I'm not the only one who didn't know.
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Now I pulled myself together, had a little chat
With my empty bottle, and this little cat
He'd been hiding, he'd been there for a while
Well I told him how I missed you how you made me feel
And even though that cat wasn't real
He cheered me up and he made me smile

“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”
Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

"Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat."
Mark Twain

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
Missy Dizick

"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worth while?" Death thought about it. "CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."
Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
Ancient Proverb

November 03, 2012, 01:03:38 AM
Reply #33
See how much easier that is? Hell, I even watch that show and it made no fucking sense to me.

And I'm not the only one who didn't know.
That said, even though I didn't watch the show too much, that sounds off. Really really off.

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November 03, 2012, 01:04:05 AM
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What's wrong with them? They're kinda cute. :D

Wh-what?!? Kind of...cute?! ...Bonehead...


Not actually calling you that, just making a reference that I hope at least one person here gets.
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November 03, 2012, 01:05:22 AM
Reply #35
No they aren't. Its annoying, and some of them are just confusing. I hate it when they do it in real life, too.

Like the following, who the fuck are these? It would be so much less confusing if there was a full name instead of trying to be "cute":



I just don't know why people ship anything. If you want a character to fall in love with another, write an original story with original characters. Otherwise you're just forcing character motivations. I mean if sex and stuff is just etched into your brain, create two characters with the expressed intention of hooking up. Hell, I made two characters, had them beat each other up, argue about religion and then screw. Much more fun when you're the creator and puppetmaster.
See how much easier that is? Hell, I even watch that show and it made no fucking sense to me.

And I'm not the only one who didn't know.
Ugh... cute stuff. Not so much cute as cutesy. I feel the same way about slash fics being called slash fics. Just call it forced gay character motivation destruction and call it what it really is.
I'm more or less saying this isn't limited to our fandom.
Oh, I'm well-aware of that. I'm just not sure who I hate more; the people who do ET sex fics for the lols or the ones who do it for the faps.
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November 03, 2012, 01:06:17 AM
Reply #36
Wh-what?!? Kind of...cute?! ...Bonehead...


Not actually calling you that, just making a reference that I hope at least one person here gets.


Is it a reference to Wacky Races?


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November 03, 2012, 01:08:24 AM
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Is it a reference to Wacky Races?

Nah, brah. I'll just post the clip.

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November 03, 2012, 01:09:33 AM
Reply #38
I just don't know why people ship anything.

Faps and clops. :-X


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November 03, 2012, 01:10:34 AM
Reply #39
Fap and clop.
You don't need ships for that.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40</a>

November 03, 2012, 01:11:18 AM
Reply #40
Faps and clops. :-X
It probably goes deeper (for the love of God no pun intended) and deals with peoples' need for control. It's not enough to watch or read something; they have to feel they can control it as well.
See the bunny bees and puffs of steam from singing kettles in the trees. Bread and butterflies with fork and knives who like to make a meal of time.
Life is clockwork quick - lightning slow. Faster on your toes, so eat your sugared dream and taste the day before it runs away.
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November 03, 2012, 01:13:09 AM
Reply #41
Is it a reference to Wacky Races?

One of the best bad '60s (right? '50s, maybe?) cartoons. But I liked the spin off better. I think it was called Catch the Pigeon.
Now I pulled myself together, had a little chat
With my empty bottle, and this little cat
He'd been hiding, he'd been there for a while
Well I told him how I missed you how you made me feel
And even though that cat wasn't real
He cheered me up and he made me smile

“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”
Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

"Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat."
Mark Twain

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
Missy Dizick

"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worth while?" Death thought about it. "CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."
Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
Ancient Proverb

November 03, 2012, 01:16:36 AM
Reply #42
One of the best bad '60s (right? '50s, maybe?) cartoons. But I liked the spin off better. I think it was called Catch the Pigeon.
Oh boy... those Hanna Barbera assembly line cartoons. I'd say Grape Ape is the laziest of the bunch.
See the bunny bees and puffs of steam from singing kettles in the trees. Bread and butterflies with fork and knives who like to make a meal of time.
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November 03, 2012, 01:16:51 AM
Reply #43
It probably goes deeper (for the love of God no pun intended) and deals with peoples' need for control. It's not enough to watch or read something; they have to feel they can control it as well.
Umm...I'm pretty sure that's not why I ship :abwtf
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November 03, 2012, 01:17:05 AM
Reply #44
It probably goes deeper (for the love of God no pun intended) and deals with peoples' need for control. It's not enough to watch or read something; they have to feel they can control it as well.

Not for me. :-\


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You truly are the quintessential Pinkie Pie fan, your so much like her.

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November 03, 2012, 01:20:07 AM
Reply #45
It's my duty as a psychology enthusiast to not only make wild claims but continue asserting them even after those I've jumped to conclusions about deny my accusations. My weapon of choice? Blame the subconscious.

You want the characters to be together, and it doesn't happen in the show, yes? So why put them together? No unconscious desire to mold the show in your image? None at all? ???
See the bunny bees and puffs of steam from singing kettles in the trees. Bread and butterflies with fork and knives who like to make a meal of time.
Life is clockwork quick - lightning slow. Faster on your toes, so eat your sugared dream and taste the day before it runs away.
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November 03, 2012, 01:23:42 AM
Reply #46
It's my duty as a psychology enthusiast to not only make wild claims but continue asserting them even after those I've jumped to conclusions about deny my accusations. My weapon of choice? Blame the subconscious.

You want the characters to be together, and it doesn't happen in the show, yes? So why put them together? No unconscious desire to mold the show in your image? None at all? ???

No, it's more about what turns me on and my inability to get off to real people without feeling guilty. :-X I don't really want my shippings to be part of the show, though. :-\


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November 03, 2012, 01:23:58 AM
Reply #47
You want the characters to be together, and it doesn't happen in the show, yes? So why put them together?
Because it's fun to imagine them together, nothing more than that

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No unconscious desire to mold the show in your image? None at all? ???
Fuck no. Even if I were given the opportunity to actually "mold the show in my image", I would turn it down. I am not a writer, much less one for the show, and I know that if I were given the ability to control the show, it would go down the drain because I wouldn't have any idea what I'd be doing
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"Life isn't divided into genres. It's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky"
~Alan Moore

"Time you enjoyed wasting, was not wasted"
~John Lennon

"Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about Rock n' Roll!"
~Shigeru Miyamoto


November 03, 2012, 01:36:11 AM
Reply #48
It probably goes deeper (for the love of God no pun intended)
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI</a>

November 03, 2012, 01:49:30 AM
Reply #49
I'm quite proud of that pun now, and I have you to thank for it. The best sex puns come out when my mind is wide open.
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